Dear Santa,

Hi Santa! It’s me, your goodest boy Zero reporting for duty! I’ve been VERY good this year. (Except that one time I stole some snacks… but it was only a few….I promise, and in my defense, they smelled delicious.)

I just wanted to let you know what I’d like for Christmas. It’s simple. It’s important. It’s delicious.

Purina ONE dog food.

Yep. That’s it. The crunchy kind, or wet is fine too, although I have a few cans still right now. I want the yummy beef kind, the “I can hear the bag open from three rooms away” kind. I love it so much I even sit BEFORE being asked. Sometimes. Most times.

Also, if you want to throw in a few new squeaky toys, I wouldn’t complain. You don’t have to though. But mostly… Purina ONE. My bowl has been looking a little empty lately, and I’m trying to keep my figure puns and adorable for the holidays.

Thanks Santa! I’ll leave bone broth and cookies out for you, and maybe a carrot for Rudolph. (But if the carrot goes missing… it was probably Rudolph. Definitely not me.)

Love,

Zero